!Friday, May 05, 2006
Funny Japanese Inventions
"Side Mouth Toner"
Do the sides of you mouth jiggle when you talk? If so, the Side Mouth Toner will help you get rid of the fat in no time flat. Just place the tongs on the corners of you mouth, and begin to open and close them for a few minutes, you should feel the burn right away. In a few weeks, your jowls will begin to look unjiggly.
"Cheek Toner"
If your cheeks are fatter than Rosie O'Donnell back when she was famous, you might want to get the Cheek Toner. The contraption works by rolling the end-rollers on your cheeks as you smile, this helps tone and shape your saggy cheeks. And when your finished, you can grab the steaks off your grill.
"Voice Trainer"
Bad singing can help you clear out a room in a matter of seconds. But with the Voice Trainer, you'll never sing off-key again. The mouthpiece allows you to attach a tuning fork at the very end of the tip. Once attached, begin to hum until the tuning fork rings in unison with your humming, which let's you know when your in key.
"Slim Mouthpiece"
The Slim Mouthpiece will finally do the job right if your're still having problems with the fat on the sides of your mouth. Place the device on the corners of your mouth and begin to repeat the 5 vowels until you feel the burn. The mouthpiece also contains a removable spring in which you can upgrade the resistance.
more here
CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS I LOVE CATS YOU LOVE CATS WE LOVE CATS EVERYONE LOVES CATS!!!
I'm sorry, kat, but that part in the argumentative essay was meant to be sarcastic because I had already written 5 paragraphs and I was really freaking tired anyway.
AND ART.
I just pray pray pray Clara will hand it up. So that at least I can pass art, while only handing up one out of three assignments. I never really was good in art anyway, I used to fail it all the time in primary school cos I never did anything. Just that they can't fail you in primary school because they are afraid of hurting your precious innocence and self-esteem so they give you a C. Which really is what I got anyway. Never mind I guess, thats crossing out a future career as an artist, cartoonist, graphic artist, designer, architect etc. next time. Worse come to worse, I can always teach violin. I'm qualified for that ok!
So anyway,I was thinking of getting my mum flowers for a mother's day cum birthday present. But the BSF ladies beat me to it.
And my mum is evil. She forced me to eat this macaroni thingy on the dining room table, and she said I had to either eat that or the flower petals. Then to prove her point, she ripped off a petal and dunked it into my soup.
NEVER GIVE HER FLOWERS. SHE PREFERS THE BALD STALKS.
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Funny Japanese Inventions
"Side Mouth Toner"
Do the sides of you mouth jiggle when you talk? If so, the Side Mouth Toner will help you get rid of the fat in no time flat. Just place the tongs on the corners of you mouth, and begin to open and close them for a few minutes, you should feel the burn right away. In a few weeks, your jowls will begin to look unjiggly.
"Cheek Toner"
If your cheeks are fatter than Rosie O'Donnell back when she was famous, you might want to get the Cheek Toner. The contraption works by rolling the end-rollers on your cheeks as you smile, this helps tone and shape your saggy cheeks. And when your finished, you can grab the steaks off your grill.
"Voice Trainer"
Bad singing can help you clear out a room in a matter of seconds. But with the Voice Trainer, you'll never sing off-key again. The mouthpiece allows you to attach a tuning fork at the very end of the tip. Once attached, begin to hum until the tuning fork rings in unison with your humming, which let's you know when your in key.
"Slim Mouthpiece"
The Slim Mouthpiece will finally do the job right if your're still having problems with the fat on the sides of your mouth. Place the device on the corners of your mouth and begin to repeat the 5 vowels until you feel the burn. The mouthpiece also contains a removable spring in which you can upgrade the resistance.
more here
CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS I LOVE CATS YOU LOVE CATS WE LOVE CATS EVERYONE LOVES CATS!!!
I'm sorry, kat, but that part in the argumentative essay was meant to be sarcastic because I had already written 5 paragraphs and I was really freaking tired anyway.
AND ART.
I just pray pray pray Clara will hand it up. So that at least I can pass art, while only handing up one out of three assignments. I never really was good in art anyway, I used to fail it all the time in primary school cos I never did anything. Just that they can't fail you in primary school because they are afraid of hurting your precious innocence and self-esteem so they give you a C. Which really is what I got anyway. Never mind I guess, thats crossing out a future career as an artist, cartoonist, graphic artist, designer, architect etc. next time. Worse come to worse, I can always teach violin. I'm qualified for that ok!
So anyway,I was thinking of getting my mum flowers for a mother's day cum birthday present. But the BSF ladies beat me to it.
And my mum is evil. She forced me to eat this macaroni thingy on the dining room table, and she said I had to either eat that or the flower petals. Then to prove her point, she ripped off a petal and dunked it into my soup.
NEVER GIVE HER FLOWERS. SHE PREFERS THE BALD STALKS.